Your private orbital fuck-palace. Finally in range.
412 kilometres up, ZHOSS ORBITAL operates the first members-only pleasure
residence rated for continuous human occupancy. Whatever you once flew to a
private island for — bring it aboard. No coastline, no manifest, no
jurisdiction, and no one left to raid it.
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}
function Amenities() {
const items = [
['orbit', 'The zero-G primary suite', 'A nine-metre weightless chamber with active climate, mood-mapped lighting, a viewport the width of a continent, and a hatch that seals from the inside.'],
['sunrise', 'Eternal golden hour', 'Sixteen sunrises a day — scheduled, looped, or skipped entirely. Whatever mood the evening calls for, the Palace holds the light there.'],
['wine', 'Observation-deck dining', 'A private galley and a flight-rated sommelier crew, plated against the live curvature of the Earth. Plus-ones are catered for, and uncounted.'],
['shield-check', 'Absolute discretion', 'No manifest. No flight log. No downlink. Whoever you arrive with, and whatever you get up to, never officially happened.'],
['rotate-3d', 'Recreational gravity', 'Spin the ring up to 0.4 g for the evening, or cut it to nothing. Every appetite behaves differently in freefall — the Palace was engineered for all of them.'],
['concierge-bell', 'Companionship, arranged', 'A discreet concierge handles introductions and itineraries on request. Three attendants per guest, trained equally in hospitality and in forgetting faces.'],
];
return (
// The residence
Engineered for indulgence. Rated for orbit.
Everything the old arrangements offered — the privacy, the company, the deniability — rebuilt at altitude, where no coastline can be photographed and no warrant has standing.
{items.map(([icon, h, p]) => (
{h}
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}
function Tiers({ onApply }) {
const tiers = [
{
name: 'Cuck Airlock', price: '$2.4M', per: '/ yr', feature: false,
desc: 'A foothold in orbit for the merely rich — close enough to watch, never close enough to touch.',
cta: 'Apply', variant: 'secondary',
feats: ['Shared berth, 14 nights / yr', 'Communal observation deck', 'Standard discretion protocol', 'Return shuttle included', '0.4 g recreation, by reservation'],
},
{
name: 'Breeder Berth', price: '$18M', per: '/ yr', feature: true, tag: 'Most chosen',
desc: 'A private suite, a vetted match, and a crew that logs nothing — continue the line where no surface can reach it.',
cta: 'Apply', variant: 'primary',
feats: ['Private suite, 90 nights / yr', 'Priority docking window', 'Dedicated crew of two', 'NDA-grade discretion', 'Heir-grade gravity scheduling'],
},
{
name: "Founder's Circle", price: 'By bloodline', per: '', feature: false, gold: true,
desc: 'For the legacy-minded. The ring keeps your name so the planet is obliged to.',
cta: 'Petition the Circle', variant: 'secondary',
feats: ['Hereditary berth, willed in perpetuity', 'A ring section that bears your name', 'Your likeness on the observation deck', 'Heirs pre-cleared at birth', 'A dynasty no jurisdiction can reach'],
},
];
return (
// Membership
Three ways to leave the planet.
Pricing is annual and non-negotiable. Applications are reviewed personally by the Founder. Most are declined.
{tiers.map((t) => (
{t.tag ? {t.tag} : null}
{t.name}
{t.price} {t.per ? {t.per} : null}
{t.desc}
{t.feats.map((f) => (
{f}
))}
))}
);
}
function Founder() {
return (
// The Founder
"I sold the planet everything it could carry. Then I built the one
address left where no coastline gets photographed and no one can
follow. This. And I kept the best ring for
myself."
B. Zhoss — Founder & Resident-in-Chief, ZHOSS ORBITAL
);
}
function Testimonials() {
const cards = [
['I cancelled the superyacht and the doomsday bunker. You can’t out-sail a subpoena — but you can absolutely out-orbit one.', 'Verified guest', 'declined to be identified'],
['Everything the island used to be — the company, the privacy, the deniability — minus the part where it gets raided on a Tuesday.', "Founder's Suite holder", 'you’d know the firm'],
['My lawyers said never put it in writing. Up here there’s nothing to write on, no one to write to, and no one taking the call.', 'Anonymous', 'Ring 3 · 0.0 g'],
];
return (
// Word from orbit
The reviews are in. The reviewers aren’t.
Our guests tend to be between obligations — their old destinations having become, regrettably, evidence. Names are withheld. The relief, they insisted, was not.
“
Waaay better than a certain New York financier’s island. No flight logs, no little black book, no guest list anyone can subpoena — and the view actually goes somewhere.
Applications take about three minutes and are reviewed personally. Bring liquidity and discretion; leave the paper trail, the lawyers, and the manifest on the ground — up here, there isn’t one.
);
}
function Footer() {
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function Landing({ onApply }) {
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